Junior year, I wrote a paper and titled it: ” the evils of eradicating bacteria.” That gave me a good laugh for some reason.
(Source: plannedparenthood, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
I’m tired and horny, at the same time.”
“I love you too.
HEY MOM AND DAD: FUCK YOU. you are human aren’t you?
(Source: blue--mo0n, via crew-neck)
(Source: benjaminbonbon, via blackcatskickass)
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